Good. All losers do what you do best: get lost.
Laptop smashed. Handheld Ipaq. Tiny keyboard on screen. Stylus. Small words. Not poetry. Stop.
Following people not allowed here:
--guys with girlfriends who pretend not to know my name in public, but who corner me at the gas station and ask if we can have sex together. Answer: 'no.'
New show title: "LoserBGon"
New home: Trailer, 16ft, 1969, working propane appliances, plumbing, not much work needed. $150.
Will post infrequently. Does anyone here deserve better? No. Can't complain about quality of shoplifted product.
No comedy career. Waste of time. 99% of audience gone. Good. Losers.
To eighteen decent people in audience: "I won't leave you."
All thieves, soul-suckers: get lost.