If anyone wants to do something nice for me (which will not occur) you may buy me one here: http://www.123celtic-irish-jewelry.com/necklaces.asp Send it to the gas station. (Can you possibly know how elated I would be to receive such a simple gift? Everything would be made okay.)
This locket contains my trophies. 9-11 is in there. The debate is conclusively over and I own that topic. As an extension, the entire United States Government is in there. I own it now.
And I put Oswald in there, too. (Although he's kind of yesterday's news and no one really believed that anyway.)
Here are some trophies that soon will be mine: The moon landing. All I have to do is finish some calculations, lay the manila folder on ya, and in goes the trophy. Click! Right into my locket.
The Shoah's goin' in there, too. The Holofraud. (It's fraudulent 'cause you got the wrong guys. There's, like, waayyyy more to that story. I'll get to it in time.) The Hive Mind's most precious possession will soon be mine, and its slaves will forever be free...
