I see that Andy Samberg is America's Number One Bachelor (R).

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01/27/2010

I see that Andy Samberg is America's Number One Bachelor (R).

Aw c'mon, everyone; it's not like I'm peggin' 'im as anything. Hell, Jon Stewart's gay, that sham marriage of his notwithstanding...

Keith Olbermann's gay --I know that for a fact. And you know what they say about tall guys with big hands, right? ...Yeah, well, apparently he never got the memo. There's always got to be one guy who completely throws off the curve.

So don't you worry, you uproarious beauty. I'm just playin' around.

... ... ... ... ... Keep your dance card open, that's all I'm sayin'...

Posted by Christopher King on 01/27/2010 at 01:22 PM | Permalink

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01/27/2010

I see that Andy Samberg is America's Number One Bachelor (R).