Please legally notify the City of New York that a crime of mass murder has occurred within its territory. Also notify the state government.
When I arrive in New York to ply my comedy trade, I would like to meet with you to coordinate the operations of 9-11 Crimes Tribunal with the Mayor's office.
Also please submit on my behalf to the City of New York an application for a concealed weapons permit. If you need fingerprints or background check information, it may be gotten from the State of Florida. I had a concealed carry permit there. Defense Investigative Service may also have any background check info. When you submit the application, ask the Mayor's office to expedite its consideration.
New York is our first exoskeleton jurisdiction. Figure it out. I have no reason to believe that we will not receive total cooperation from city government.
The past eight years are about to disappear. Get crackin'.
