I expect to arrive in your city sometime by spring.
I have looked over your work and I have looked into your eyes. You are a good man. You are weary of the criminals in your own midst. Don't worry: their days are numbered.
I and my audiences --present and future-- trust that we can count on your office's assistance with the operations of 9-11 Crimes Tribunal.
I would ask a few things of you prior to my arrival. I would like you to assemble a team of your finest law enforcement officers to work with 9-11 Crimes Tribunal. And our legal team will need to coordinate our activities with your office. Perhaps you can designate a liaison.
I will be submitting to your office an application for a concealed weapons permit. If there is one person in this world whose line of work might warrant carrying a weapon, don't you suppose it would be the comedian? ...It is the New Golden Age of Comedy, after all; it's not rubber chickens we carry anymore, it's guns.
It is an honor to contribute to your city in whatever way I can.