Yeah, I go to school. --idiot school. --for putting up with this nonsense for as long as I have.
...I'm on the Dean's List, as a matter of fact.
...And I'm graduating Summa Cum Laude this year.
So let's take stock, in decreasing order of value:
- I've been permitted to develop undisturbed for five years now. I am on my feet, I am in top form, and I am swinging above my head on a chain the single most destructive weapon this world has ever known. Free humanity's victory is imminent.
- The Government Man touched me. Non-linearity has been initiated. This cannot be undone. I will now consume this entire system.
- I have demonstrated my strategic acumen to my military fellows.
- I have my entertainment career now.
- I have fed my ravenous pack of attorneys, Wolf Team Alpha.
- I have done my charitable deed for my hometown.
- I've got a cabin on a lake.
- I'm loaded.
What's not to like?
How is this?