--Where I send something out to the select email recipients: news types, entertainment people, military and intelligence, politicians. Stuff that doesn't necessarily belong in my show.
The problem here is that no one has ever met me. I'm a blank canvas onto which anyone may project anything, good or bad. So to put your minds at ease about me, I will share something of myself during these informal chats.
I will discuss various matters of interest. I will teach you to see things with your eyes closed. I will teach you to hear things in other places. Yes, He Who Must Not Be Named will teach you all those things.
And I will teach you how to collapse wave functions in this informational system, to skip from rock to rock across that river.
Some of you are laughing at me right now. Some are not. The ones who spend their days in air-conditioned rooms full of supercomputers, the ones who place a hand to the cabinet of one of them and wonder about the universes being born and destroyed within it, they know what I'm talking about. They are not laughing. Why do you think Mullen even pays attention to me?
I will teach you how to engineer reality inside this simulation.

