It's okay; come on, come on in. No one's gonna hurt ya.
You're like skittish little kittens.
Step one to doing "law enforcement" is to stand proud. Make yourselves known. We are the majority here.
Hiding in the shadows and staying out of harm's way will get you no one's respect.
Law enforcement is a dangerous business. Maybe you'll get whacked today. Isn't it a bracing feeling? It takes a certain kind to get juiced by that feeling.
By the way: Coffee, cigarettes, today. Figure it out, you little nothings.