Do you remember how the government was overthrown by the CIA?
And then do you remember how we had law students try their hand at law, and how they stripped the gears in that captured Powerloader and drove it right into the ground?
And how some guy publicly wiped his ass with the pages from aaaaalll those law books in your office? And how that twitching nothing of a bled-out jurisdiction couldn't even stir in its own defense?
In your considered legal opinion, wouldn't you say the jurisdiction's dead?
So I want you to swivel around in your chair and take one last look at those law books, and get up and run a finger down their leather bindings, and line up the fountain pens on your desk blotter one last time.
It's over. The United States is dead.
I want you to type up some papers. Figure out whatever the issue is with that RETARD jurisdiction's KOOK law. Type it all up in terms the dipshit legal technicians over there will understand:
"No have thing wrong with Chris King. Him not bad man. Ipso facto idiota inquirendo, you no make trouble for Chris King. Him not retard like us. Chris try have nuke not go boom in country. He do good work. Him need eat now, have house live in. Chris national treasure. You make law against him go away like sun."
What an ever-lovin' joke that non-existent douche jurisdiction turned out to be.
It's lights out over there, old man. Wrap things up for me, okay?