The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.
Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.
Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.
When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.
As you know, I'm a smelly ol' terriss, and that is why I can't collect my TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in ticket receipts.
Because of that, the power is out in my foreclosed house.
I had been using my car to recharge my laptop computer and my cell phone so that I can continue this operation to restore lawful government.
My car has now run out gasoline and my cellphone is beeping its low-battery warning.
This is likely the last post before I arrive in Washington tomorrow.
I want you gone by that time.
Do not make me arrest you.
June 27, 2010
When The Washington Post’s Dana Priest first revealed (in passing) back in January that the Obama administration had compiled a hit list of American citizens targeted for assassination, she wrote that “as of several months ago, the CIA list included three U.S. citizens.” In April, both the Post and the NYT confirmed that the administration had specifically authorized the assassination of Anwar al-Awlaki. Today, The Washington Times‘ Eli Lake has an interview with Obama’s top Terrorism adviser John Brennan in which Brennan strongly suggests that the number of U.S. citizens targeted for assassination could actually be “dozens”:
WESTLAKE, Ohio - Alyssa Thomas, 6, is a little girl who is already under the spotlight of the federal government. Her family recently discovered that Alyssa is on the "no fly" list maintained by U.S. Homeland Security.
"We were, like, puzzled," said Dr. Santhosh Thomas. "I'm like, well, she's kinda six-years-old and this is not something that should be typical."
Dr. Thomas and his wife were made aware of the listing during a recent trip from Cleveland to Minneapolis. The ticket agent at the Continental counter at Hopkins Airport notified the family. "They said, well, she's on the list. We're like, okay, what's the story? What do we have to do to get off the list? This isn't exactly the list we want to be on," said Dr. Thomas.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations in Cleveland will confirm that a list exists, but for national security reasons, no one will discuss who is on the list or why.
See, once upon a time, there was a little skeeve by the name of Michael Chertoff. He had the devil inside him. He hailed from a satanic variant of an otherwise innocuous religion, that variant being called Talmudism. Its practitioners fret about where people should store their wine, and they fear seeing two women sitting on opposite sides of a road, as obviously those women are witches, and they secretly think that gentiles lack some divine spark that would make them human. Their scholars like Rabbi Shneerson like to fry their subhuman, Talmud-rejecting pigs and then celebrate their Avenging Angel, Adolph Hitler for his service in lopping off that diseased limb. And don't even get me started about the hair of a white dog!
He and his fellow Israelis played an instrumental role in 9-11. Why, the Devil's Son himself was BFFs with Mohamed Atta's brother and, strangely enough, he presided over the curiously lenient disposition of a terrorism case involving his onetime legal client, Magdy Elamir, and Magdy's brother, Mohamed El Amir, AKA Mohamed Atta, in their funneling of laundered money to Osama bin Laden. True! Look it up! Maybe Mister Chertoff even had a cookout or a sleepover with his terriss BFFs!
Mister Chertoff played an instrumental role in writing the USA Patriot Act, that Trojan Horse that was rolled out after The Abortion --his delightful, barf-inducing "homeland"-- played an instrumental if not directorial role in 9-11.
For his role in 9-11, Mister Chertoff will be tried and executed.
And that nasty bunch of criminals in the Department of Homeland Security will get their walking papers.
And then TSA agents never again leered at little girls and told them that they wanted to make them their sex slaves, and those agents didn't take pictures of people's naked bodies in their scanners, and they didn't perform aaaaaannny more asshole searches.
No, my darling little girl, those nasty beasts in the TSA went right back onto the welfare roles where they belong, never to grope your mommy's luscious melon breasts ever again!
And the world lived happily ever after!
I want you to confer with the Secret Service and inform them that I will be arresting Barry Soetoro and removing him from the Oval Office, which he now occupies as a result of fraud.
You will inform them that they are to admit me to the White House and that they are to stand by as I arrest him and remove him from the premises, for delivery to United States law enforcement for prosecution.
I have just publicly provided irrefutable proof that there is zero reason to believe that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and, indeed, since his COLB is a demonstrable forgery, the presumption now is that he was not born in Hawaii and that he has committed a crime.
You must legally regard the Office of the President to be vacant. You must legally ignore all civilian command.
There must be no attack on Iran. The bankers who are blackmailing Barack Obama need a new regional or perhaps global war as a means of preventing their certain arrest for 9-11 crimes and war crimes.
It is of the greatest urgency that you regard all civilian command as being non-existent until that office is lawfully filled.
There must be no further war. The system cannot handle a perturbation of that magnitude.
Within twenty-four hours you will publicly confess that you are not legally president. You will arrange with the proper Supreme Court justice to swear in the Speaker of the House as the 44th president. You will turn yourself over to the proper law enforcement authorities for prosecution.
There is honor in that.
Do not make me arrest you.
I will break this whole issue down for my audience, complete with who was involved in the forgery and how they did it, but for right now I need not demonstrate precisely how the forgery was made.
Here's the backstory, from FactCheck's website:
In June , the Obama campaign released a digitally scanned image of his birth certificate to quell speculative charges that he might not be a natural-born citizen. But the image prompted more blog-based skepticism about the document's authenticity. And recently, author Jerome Corsi, whose book attacks Obama, said in a TV interview that the birth certificate the campaign has is "fake."
I don't care who may or may not want to attack, eat, or otherwise make luggage out of their arch nemesis, Barack Obama. I just want the facts, thanks.
We beg to differ. FactCheck.org staffers have now seen, touched, examined and photographed the original birth certificate. We conclude that it meets all of the requirements from the State Department for proving U.S. citizenship. Claims that the document lacks a raised seal or a signature are false. We have posted high-resolution photographs of the document as "supporting documents" to this article. Our conclusion: Obama was born in the U.S.A. just as he has always said.
FactCheck goes on to state that the Director of Hawaii's Department of Health confirmed that Obama was born in Honolulu. That's fine, and maybe that person said that, but if that were so, then why is the COLB a forgery as I will now demonstrate?
Here is the image posted by the Obama Campaign in June of 2008:
There may be a higher-resolution version available. I am not trying to deceive you. This is the version I have. I have seen the higher-resolution version. You can plainly see, and you can do edge detection on the image and you can see that this document has no embossed seal. You can also open that file that was provided by the Obama Administration in a hex editor and plainly see that the image had been MODIFIED by Adobe Photoshop. But the image was represented to be a scan. How would Photoshop ever enter into the picture?
So. We have a COLB with no seal, and with the file footprints indicating that it had been processed in Photoshop.
Then after smelly ol' birthers raise a stink that the document is a fake, FactCheck is provided with a paper copy of something represented to be this very same paper document. They attest to its authenticity. (Not that they are certified COLB examiners or anything.) They have posted several high-resolution photographs of this piece of paper represented to be the same thing distributed by the Obama campaign in June of 2008.
There is only one FactCheck photograph that I am interested in. It is the Jenga piece I am looking for. Here it is:
It has a seal, quite unlike the document provided in June of 2008 by the Obama campaign.
You can rotate this FactCheck image any way you want, and reverse it, and you can do contrast enhancement and edge detection all day long and you will not find a single letter, much less a word, much less a legend reading "State of Hawaii" and "Department of Health." All you will find are embossed patterns. It's almost like the embosser was generic, kind of like those red and white, prop beer cans they use in TV shows that kind of look like a can of Budweiser, but not enough to require getting Budweiser's permission to use the can in their cheap TV show.
It's a generic embosser that you could buy at a prop shop. [Loud, strained whisper:] The seal doesn't say anything!
Here is what a State of Hawaii seal looks like, side-by-side with the seal from the FactCheck COLB:
That image above was made by someone else and the comments are theirs. Their comments may be valid, but please ignore them. I want you to focus on my comments alone, as I will now state them to you:
The argument can be made, "Well, it's just hard to read the letters."
Fine. Look at the image on the left, from the State of Hawaii. There are two outer rings, then some lettering, then an inner ring. Please note that now.
One, the inner ring on the Hawaii seal is composed of dots. The seal on the right, on Obama's "COLB" is composed of dashes. Go ahead and click on the image above. It will come up larger.
Two, the lettering on the Hawaii seal occupies fully 90% of the distance between the "innerly" outer ring and the inner ring. Do you see? The order is this: outer ring, innerly outer ring, lettering, then inner ring.
In the "seal" on the right, the lettering occupies about 40% of that distance.
The seal doesn't say anything. And even if it did, it's still not a State of Hawaii seal because the sizing is all wrong.
I absolutely guarantee you that you could check with the State of Hawaii and they would confirm that what appears on the right is not now, and has never been, a State of Hawaii seal.
That's the Jenga piece that proves that his COLB --the one and only document he has ever provided-- is a fraud, which proves that Obama does not have a Hawaiian birth certificate (why forge a COLB when you've got a birth certificate,) which proves that he was not born in Hawaii, which proves that he is not legally eligible to be president.
Wolfteam Alpha: Examine those FactCheck documents closely and get a determination with someone from the State of Hawaii Department of Health that that seal is a fake. And since the seal is fake, the document is fake.
Then on that basis, file your lawsuit to compel the delivery of his birth certificate based on the presumption that one who possesses a birth certificate does not forge a COLB. And not only that the man is not eligible to be president, but that he and his campaign actively committed some sort of electoral fraud.
File this lawsuit immediately, please.
(We will also find the people at FactCheck criminally complicit in this fraud, as select photographs of theirs do not show any embossed seal at all, indicating that they took some photos, realized that the document had no embossed seal, then they applied a generic seal, then they took some more photos. But they mixed in one that still lacked the seal. (The photo with the person's arm shadow cast over the document.) But they only had the one piece of paper. How could some photos show a seal and some not? Hmm?
This is a non-partisan issue because if the man is not legally eligible to be president --which he is not-- this information is being held over him as blackmail. And that means that the office of the President of the United States has been stolen from the nation. It is now the property of some foreign power or business interest. (Is it any wonder, then, that he acts like a George Bush clone? Of course not; the man is being blackmailed.)
It is of the greatest urgency that this man be arrested and removed from the Oval Office as soon as possible and that, presumably, the Speaker of the House be sworn in as president.
I absolutely guarantee you that I will find irrefutable proof that that COLB is a forgery. (I don't mean things that could be argued or explained away. I mean irrefutable stuff. The equivalent of a 7-series compressor.)
I want you to put together a lawsuit on my behalf, filed against one Barack H. Obama, AKA Barry Soetoro, challenging his eligibility to the office of president, based on the demonstrable forging of the one and only document he has ever furnished to document his place of birth. In that lawsuit we will demand that he provide a birth certificate. Why forge a COLB when you've got a real birth certificate, right?
It will be necessary to get that COLB, or to get it examined, before they have a chance to switch it out with a better forgery. (I guarantee you that the business interests who are blackmailing him have the means to replace it with a better version.)
I'll let you know when I have the proof.