You know, for my new status as a United States employee --since that jurisdiction made it illegal for me to work for any entity other than itself.
I want that welcome packet this week. As always, I do not check my mail at the post office because I do not have the spare emotional energy to look at any more red-colored letters. So any welcome packet --complete with my first paycheck and a signing bonus-- will have to be delivered by UPS or FedEx to my home. Check the box on the shipping label that indicates that it's okay for the driver to leave the parcel at my house.
I am not kidding. I work for United States now and I make one hundred thousand dollars per year. That's what you get for unlawfully keeping me inside my sensory deprivation tank as you try to keep that Pandora's Box of Horrors of mine from detonating.
I'm sorry that your jurisdiction did those things. I am sorry that my attempts at doing your own law enforcement jobs has caused you embarrassment. But your punishment of me is uncalled-for.
I want action on this immediately.