Oh, I'm sorry; was I supposed to be on my best behavior? Should I have shined my shoes and straightened my tie for my big day in court?
"That's a secret. It's our nation's highest expression of jurisprudential excellence: secret trials with secret evidence, held in secret. It's all a secret! ...Now don't forget: Be on your best behavior and try not to bust out laughing at this idiot farm we call a national capital."