But instead of rambling onstage about my legal troubles, I'm just repeatedly hectoring that lump of dog shit to get off my ticket receipts so that I can eat.
It's real funny, isn't it?
Feed Me!
Buy a ticket!
My Glamour Shots
- These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.
The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.
Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.
Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.
When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.
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09/30/2010
I'm pretty sure I'm entering my Lenny Bruce twilight days.
Posted by Christopher King on 09/30/2010 at 12:20 PM | Permalink
