Why are you killing me?
I, America's Senior Comedian and Lawman Extraordinaire (R), am being starved to death by petty tyrants. Your administration has targeted me for an extrajudicial killing by denying me the means to support myself. How do you expect that I eat?
Where the legal system fails to address a wrong, the issue becomes political. So why the tears? One extrajudicial killing deserves another. Consider yourself a Targeted Individual. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. All good things come to those who wait.
I suggest that you send the wife and the children off for an extended stay with Granma. And you may wish to relocate all non-essential staff.
...Because I've arranged with my military fellows to launch a cruise missile into the White House. It's a self preservation issue at this point. A beast has alighted upon me.
And who will care when you're gone? You are, after all, a usurping illegal alien, with his feet up on the desk, mocking this nation's institutions. And you've even lost your 8-megahertz, brain-dead base of Obamadrones.
Get off me and off my ticket receipts.
(If I've been imprecise in my targeting, I apologize and I retract all the mean things I've said. All I know is that no one will speak to me and I am left to divine my environment --and my torturers-- by my own wits. I am unsure of what the issue is over there. The best I can determine is that it originates in the executive branch, and that I have been designated a Smelly Ol' Terriss while I pursue the terriss as a collateral function within my theater. Would that others took their jobs as seriously...)
Allied Military Elements: Continue tickling principals over at United States with the term "cruise demise."