(San Francisco) – Now it is official. Researchers have shown that uranium oxide, or DU, “travels the nerves from the nose to the brain,” in the words of a University of Chicago doc and researcher.
A tiny amount (a milligram) of this radioactive poison quick marches up your smelling nerves right into your brain and keeps firing 1.2 Million bullets a day – forever. That’s a bunch.
850 Rounds a Minute
The radioactive 850 rounds a minute automatic weapon is about as big as the period at the end of this sentence, never needs reloading and never jams. It’s a perfect killing machine for brain cells and other cells. The range is about 20 cells, after that there is what the famous British physicist Dr. Chris Busby calls the “bystander effect.” He discovered it, he gets to name it.
Ain't war grand?
These geniuses at the gas station stand there every morning and propound upon events of the day and have them solved by nine. They've decided that war is good and that we have to go get the terriss before they come for us. (Never mind that the nation doesn't have two nickels to rub together and that their sons are now hobbling around on fake legs and can't hold down a job.)
What they don't know is that clouds of depleted uranium have circled the globe and deposited radioactive particles right into their coffee cups and into their DNA.
Me want war.
Humans are apes with cell phones and bioweapons. Don't pat yourselves on the back for your successes.