It's dit di-dit di-dit di-dit di-deedle doo...the comedy boy! ...Nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-never says...anything wrong! ...It's di-deedle doo!
In today's episode, Deedle Doo meets his friends at the mall and they all talk about their girlfriends...
"Hey, Deedle Doo! How are you today?"
"Guh-guh-guh-good. Huh-huh-huh-huh-horny, though! I need suh-some puh-puh-puh-pussy!"
"Well why don't you just call up that girlfriend of yours? You manage to shoehorn mention of her into every conversation--"
"--Yeah, Deedle Doo, I'm starting to wonder if you even have a girlfriend! We've never seen her."
"I huh-huh-have a girlfriend! Suh-suh-see?" Deedle Doo pulls out a wallet photo.
"Deedle Doo, this looks like it was clipped out of a JC Penny circular."
"Tha-tha-that's be-be-because she's a muh-muh-muh-model. ...Her name is uh-buh bruh-bruh-Brandy."
"Brandy's a whore name! I bet she's good in bed!"
"She shuh-shuh-sure is! She nuh-nuh-knows how-how-how-how to puh-puh-please her muh-muh-man! ...I druh-druh-drive her a-ruh-ruh-round in my buh-buh-big shiny truck and throw buh-buh-beer bottles at fuh-fuh-fuh-fags! ...And thuh-thuh-then I tuh--"
"--Deedle Doo! What are you doing here at the mall? I just happened to see you over here! I had such a great time at the club the other night. It's always good to get together with you. ...Are these your friends?"
"Uh, yuh-yuh yes! Uh-everyone, this is, uh, whuh-whuh-what's your nuh-name again?"
Next week: Deedle Doo bids his friends at the mall goodbye and heads straight to the men's room!
