Michael Mukasey testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee! ...Waterworks! Choking up! "...Mr. Leahy, I am outraged that you would ask on what page in the appropriations bill that authorization appears! Ahhh! The pogrom begins! Don't...don't you try to make a banjo skin out of me! I can smell the Jew smoke now! [His eyes roll up in his head and his voice takes on a lower register:] Yes, Dark Lord! Who shall I steal from next?! Help me spin my next lie! [He regains his composure:] ...I'm sorry. Where were we in your persecution of me?"
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March 31, 2008
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- These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.
The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.
Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.
Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.
When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.
