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March 28, 2008

If there are any drooling turds in my audience--

--which, by a check of my mailbox yesterday, would be all of you-- I would like to remind you that this show is not free.

This is not a blog about my Furby collection and how I had such a rad time at the mall with my friends. This is a professional undertaking. If I am not to be granted entry into television --where, apparently, nothing spicier than a saltine cracker is permitted-- then this show is going to have to pay its way.

So come on, turds. Daddy's gotta pay the light bill. Blow the dust off your wallet and pony up for the entertainment.

Mail me some jumbo at:

Chris King
PO Box 138
Westminster Station, VT 05159

Posted at 07:39 AM |

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