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I accidentally became America's Senior Hobbyist Comedian (R).


I live in Touch Hole Junction, Vermont. I work at a gas station. I am the most powerful person in this meta-reality.


i collect buttons. if i find a button on the ground, i pick it up and add it to my collection. i can also capitalize 'i' but typepad's brilliant system for some reason changes everything to lowercase in this particular data field.